what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
Guys, please, if there’s any chance at all you might turn, please wear clothes at all times. Naked zombies are awkward for everyone.
You may think that that ace post about asexuals feeling broken is exagerated but let me tell you Ive went through over hundred pages in my psychology textbook and every 3/4 pages is repeated how EVERYONE has to have sex to be NORMAL and those who DON’T are STUNTED and BROKEN and need to be REPAIRED and let me tell you it’s fucking me up a lot
my own psychiatrist basically told me there was something wrong with me and took me off my antidepressants in the hopes it would stimulate some kind of interest in sex or sexual attraction
asexuaity is basically considered a mental illness and its really dangerous for asexual people
But the Night Vale people asked us not to sell merch, guys
I’ve been playing Bastion lately and I just got to the bog and
what the fuck happened
Actually I don’t even want to know. That was freaky.
I’m glad I managed to finish the reflections on Who Knows Who though. It took me three tries, a health tonic upgrade, and the realization that I could use my shield, but I did it.
(I kind of forgot how to use the shield for ages until the game was like “yo you know you can do this right” and I was like “OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SUCK IT PINCUSHIONS”)