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nologsonthemoon asked: everyone always forgets that kravitz tricked merle into thinking he was Pan, so I venture that he’s like, crazy good at impressions.

marywhal:

taako spent his time on the empty world studying bardic college tomes on how to do voices good, so after the day of story and song he’s very, very good at impressions. taako uses this skill exclusively to fuck with people via stone of farspeech. lucas finds himself in possession of a lot of pizzas he swears he didn’t order.

it’s the perfect crime until one night, as taako is ordering a rollie egg cooker from the fantasy shopping channel for barold, kravitz reaches over, plucks the stone from his hand, and breaks out a pitch perfect barry impression to cancel it.

taako is shook. taako assumed kravitz was as bad at voices as he is at accents and that merle was easily tricked. taako assumed no one could stop him from delivering a weird egg cylinder machine to his brother-in-law’s house. how did that voice come out of kravitz’s mouth?

kravitz is good at impressions, turns out, but only when he’s able to listen and absorb the voice. kravitz has met pan. he pops over to see the raven queen sometimes. they play poker with istus. kravitz smiles at his shocked boyfriend. “i was a bard, love. remember?”

kravitz could have stepped in at any time, but he has no objections to harassing lucas. it’s just that barry’s taste in food is already very bad and they don’t need to risk him getting fond of cylindrical eggs on top of everything else.

nedark:

nedark:

So I started listening to Wolf 359! I’m almost through season 1 and I think my favorite character so far is Dr. Hillbert :D

D:

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dark-haired-hamlet:
“ fantasiavii:
“ theshiwolf:
“ itsanidiom:
“ “You don’t believe in anything.”
“I believe in you.” ”
My god WHO posted this???? The HORROR!!!! PLEASE TAKE NOTES:
- Tu ne crois EN rien.
- Je crois EN toi.
_”You don’t believe in...

dark-haired-hamlet:

fantasiavii:

theshiwolf:

itsanidiom:

“You don’t believe in anything.”

“I believe in you.”

My god WHO posted this???? The HORROR!!!! PLEASE TAKE NOTES:

- Tu ne crois EN rien.
- Je crois EN toi.
_”You don’t believe in anything”
_”I believe in you”

This is a quote from Les Misérables in Victor Hugo’s handwriting.

This is the goddamn funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this website.

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buggachat:

be careful what you wish for

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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s……..

iocane7:

heterokatedison:

officerhaughtstuff:

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

is it too early or can we start screaming now

There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades.  So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.

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anais-ninja-bitch:

yesterdaysprint:

Office staff photos, LIFE Magazine, May 9, 1949

vintage memes

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girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

jason mraz:  Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We are just one big family
And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

me:

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fandomsandfeminism:

elfwreck:

curriebelle:


Watsonian response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 because they’re pulling a different heist that requires fewer people.

Doylist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast than Ocean’s 11 to differentiate the movies from each other.

Critical Feminist response: Ocean’s 8 has a smaller cast because they couldn’t think of eleven different jobs women could do.

The Truth: Ocean’s 8 is true to life because women have to pull off the same shit as men with 70% of the resources.

Crone response: Everyone knows 27% of the men in any organization are just dead weight that the rest are too cowardly to kick out.

Ahahaha

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fuckyeahryanstiles:

An entire NHL game in 30 seconds.

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